I heard from some pals about how much they hated the new movie Only God Forgives. I decided to see what the people of The Pirate Bay are saying. Here are some of the better user reviews. I want to see this movie, and thankfully, my expectations are very low.
"Just people hanging about saying nothin doing nothing all the time looking somber and lots of blood and dramatic musing playing on the background. Not enough to impress me"
"really boring movie, the actors had nothing to work with really, every shoot seems like it last way to long and they are trying to make the movie feel artistic but just watching someone do noting fo a long time while nothing happends except music playing in every damn scene is just beyond boring"
"Man, don't tell me that that fucking Ryan Gosling is broke already! That is the ONLY reason that prick would be in a shit movie like this. I made it for about 30 minutes. I may go back and finish it or get lucky and get run over by a fucking bus. Piss Poor Movie, but thanks anyway Juggs!"
"fucking dickhead pirtaebay wankers. this was a fuking great movie. and 10,000 people gave it an average 6.5 on IMDB. don't listen to these twilight watching attention deficit cunts. this is a great movie. but it's moody and it's bloody. do not wath with ur missus"
"This makes a David Lynch movie look like it's on fast forward."
"I hated this movie. Intriguing first but goes from bad to worse. I give it a 4."
"i watched the trailer, downloaded the movie, watched it, WASTE OF MY FUCKING LIFE!
booring & shit movie. should not exist and should be banned from this planet!"
"Movie wasn't that bad...it was a little pretentious...trying too hard to be "art". Gosling better be careful...enough with the stoic psychopath super violent shit. He's got skills he should them...remember Lars and The real Girl? What happened to THAT Ryan Gosling?"
"what a fucking awful movie"
"This movie SUCKS big time. VERY slow and boring... waste of bandwidth :\"
"weird movie, try watching while high, maybe that will help"
"I just think Ryan Gosling is a little douchebag."