Happy Birthday To Me!!!

So I went out for lunch today with Motel. Hit up the mall. He kept wanting to walk around, and go to different stores. It was almost an hour when I was like "dude! we gotta go back!!" I found out later that he was killing time.

I go to the bathroom and walk towards my office. The door was closed which it never is. I open it as I say "what the fuck..." and I see this. Every time we celebrate someones birthday here at work I jokingly mope about how I never got anything for mine.

This shut me up.