Bloody Finger Update

Amy just told me what happened to my finger:

"you cheersed someone... don't remember who... but their bottle broke just a little around the lip. then somehow it stabbed your finger"

"and the dude felt TERRIBLE!"

"and he wrapped your finger with a 20"

"and then you waved your money wrapped middle finger in the air and the guitarist was laughing"

"and then you sucked all the blood out and spit it on the speakers"

"I offered to go find you a band aid cause you were bleeding like crazy and you were "Nahhhhhh""

fuckin Jager.

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  1. Thank god SOMEONE remembers that night.

    Mystery solved!